Do You Really Offer Ads For A Flat Fee?
Oh it's true. We have created a streamlined zombie reanimation process that focuses on one thing, copywriting. Write killer ad copy (zombie humor). Short form (approx 50-75 words) or long form ads are the same price, why? Because we like you.
OK, What Happens When I Order?
You will fill out a creative brief to tell us what we need to know. Then you can move on to other things. If we have questions, we will hit you up, if not, we start writing.
What If My Digital Ad Is Disapproved?
There is more to ad copy with the digital approval process. Image selection, landing page destination and other variables come into play. Oftentimes a large number of prior rejections will trigger a red flag. We cannot guarantee digital ad approval because of these variables.
Do You Guarantee Ad Performance?
Is there a guarantee you won't smash your car into a tree when you leave the dealership? Of course not. We cannot guarantee any ads performance as the factors that determine success are out of our control. Targeting, budget, and the ad offer itself can greatly impact ad performance.
I Want An Edit Or Rewrite
Creative is subjective, it's the variable that, like Vanilla and Chocolate can be polarizing. We do not provide rewrites if you don't like the flavor of the ad. We do rewrite ads where we might have missed the mark on your objective, or not understood instructions in your creative brief. If this occurs, we are happy to offer a single rewrite at no charge. For small changes like Shop vs. Buy, or Get vs. Download, you can make those when copying into the platform of choice. Tying up our writers to make simple changes like that will only cause price increases.
My Hair's On Fire And I Need It FAST!
We do offer RUSH delivery, with turnaround in as little as 24-hours. You pay a premium for this service because it pushes your work to the front of the queue, it's like a FastPass at the amusement park.
Can You Design My Ad Artwork?
OMG No, we suck at that, unless of course you like 3rd grade stick figures with capes. For this we recommend the very talented Jeff Minnichbach and his team of graphics ninjas.
It's So Inexpensive. What's The Catch?
There is no catch. We will work through your ad copy as soon as zombily possible. You pay an affordable single ad, multipack price or a reasonable monthly fee based on your agency plan. No more hourly agency billing for great copy.
Can You Write Ads For Other Languages?
We write in English, however, we have clients globally. Most clients take our ads and simply translate them so they don't lose their nuance. We have ads running in 6 continents, over 26 countries, and in nearly a dozen languages including: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Polish, German, Italian, Swedish, Chinese, and it's growing all the time.
What Can I Write With Ad Zombies?
The zombies do the actual ad writing. As long as it is ad copy, our team of undead writers will bring it to life. We don't do anything but ad copy. We won't write your resume or Dear John, letters.
Will You Write My Landing Page Copy?
Stop trying to figure out the language on your landing page. We've got this. We can match the voice of your ads and landing pages to create a seamless sales experience.
Do You Create Email Sequences?
An email drip campaign is vital to many businesses success. From abandoned cart sequences to nurture and conversion, we can write single emails or entire campaigns. You provide the details, we do the heavy lifting.
How Fast Will I Get My Copy Back
Your Ad Zombie works fast.
- Economy delivery is 3-5 days.
- Standard delivery is 1-3 days.
- RUSH delivery is within 24 hours.
Orders are processed and ads go into active production queue the next business day. Simple ads are completed faster than complex ones. Please allow time for revisions and edits. Your individual requests impact turnaround time.
Emails, Landing Pages, Video Scripts, Sales Letters can take 7-10 days depending on the complexity and speed of communication during the writing process.