Terms of Service

These terms are a contract between you and Ad Zombies, LLC. We have written them in plain English on purpose. Where something limits your rights or ours, we have said so directly rather than burying it.

1. Who we are, and what you are agreeing to

Ad Zombies, LLC (“Ad Zombies,” “we,” “our,” or “us”) operates adzombies.com and the tools available on it, including One Take. By using this site or any of those tools, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use them.

If you are using this site on behalf of a company, you are agreeing to these terms on that company’s behalf and confirming you are allowed to do so.

2. Changes to these terms

We may update these terms as the business changes. When we do, we will change the “last updated” date above. If a change materially reduces your rights and you hold an active subscription, we will tell you by email before it takes effect. Continuing to use the site after a change means you accept it.

3. What we provide

Ad Zombies provides branding, advertising, and marketing services, along with self-serve tools. Those fall into three different buckets, and they are governed differently:

• Client engagements — Web Reanimation, Brand Reanimation, Marketing Autopsy, Fractional CMO, Super Bowl Level Advertising, and similar work. These are governed by a separate signed service agreement. Where that agreement and these terms conflict, the signed agreement wins.
• One Take — our self-serve ad-making tool, whether used in the browser on a subscription or purchased outright. Section 5 covers it.
• The website itself — including the free assessment, the technical scan, the booking page, and the AI chat assistant.

4. Eligibility and your account

You must be at least 18 years old to buy anything from us or create an account. This site is not directed at children, and we do not knowingly collect information from anyone under 13.

Some tools sign you in with a code sent to your email address rather than a password. Keep access to that email secure. Anything done through your account is treated as done by you, and you are responsible for it. Tell us promptly at team@adzombies.com if you think someone else has gotten in.

5. One Take: subscriptions, credits, and refunds

One Take turns a product photo and a short brief into a finished ad concept. It is sold two ways, and they work differently.

Subscriptions and credits

Browser plans are sold as recurring subscriptions that include a set number of credits per period. One credit is consumed per generation. Credits are for use within your plan, have no cash value, cannot be transferred or sold, and are not redeemable for money.

Your plan renews automatically at the then-current price, on the same cycle, until you cancel. You can cancel at any time from your billing settings or by emailing team@adzombies.com, and cancellation takes effect at the end of the period you have already paid for — you keep access until then.

Refunds

Credits that have been used are not refundable, because each one consumes real computing cost the moment you press generate. If you cancel, we do not refund the period already in progress. The $5 introductory offer is a paid trial, not a free one, and is likewise not refundable once a generation has run.

Purchasing One Take outright is a final sale. It is a digital product delivered immediately, and it requires your own paid ChatGPT plan to run — we say that before checkout, so please make sure you have one.

None of this displaces a right you have under the law where you live. And if something genuinely breaks on our end — you were charged twice, or a generation failed and still took a credit — write to us. We fix those.

Fair use

Plans are priced for normal use by one business. Automated or scripted access, credit reselling, and account sharing across unrelated businesses are not permitted, and we may suspend an account doing them.

6. Payments

Payments are processed by Stripe. We do not receive or store your full card number. Prices are in U.S. dollars and exclude any tax that may apply to you. If a payment fails, we may retry it and may suspend access until it clears.

7. What you upload

You keep ownership of everything you upload — product photos, logos, briefs, reference images, files attached to an ad request. You give us only the permission we need to run the service: to store your files, send them to the AI providers listed in our Privacy Policy for processing, and return a result to you.

You are confirming that you have the right to upload what you upload. Do not upload anyone else’s trademarks, photography, or likeness without permission. You are responsible for what you send us.

8. What comes out, and who owns it

As between you and us, the ads One Take generates for you are yours to use commercially, once your account is paid up.

Two honest limits on that. First, AI systems can produce similar output for different people from similar inputs, so we cannot promise any result is unique to you, and we make no promise that generated output is registrable as a trademark or protectable by copyright. Second, you are responsible for clearing what you publish — claims, comparative advertising, regulated-industry rules, and anything a platform requires.

9. About the AI

Several things here run on AI: One Take, the chat assistant on this site, and the technical scan. They are useful. They are not infallible.

Treat AI output as a draft, not as advice. The chat assistant is Ken’s AI stand-in, not Ken, and nothing it says is legal, financial, or professional advice, or a binding quote. The technical scan is an automated pulse-check of publicly visible signals; scores come from third-party tools and move between runs. Review anything before you publish it or rely on it.

10. Acceptable use

Do not use this site or our tools to:

• Create anything unlawful, defamatory, harassing, hateful, or sexually explicit.
• Impersonate a real person or brand, or generate a real person’s likeness without their permission.
• Make false or deceptive advertising claims, or infringe anyone’s intellectual property.
• Break, probe, overload, or reverse-engineer the site or the tools, or evade their limits.
• Scrape or bulk-collect anything from the site without our written permission.
• Run a technical scan against a site you neither own nor have permission to test.

We may suspend or terminate access for any of the above, without a refund.

11. Existing clients on monthly ad plans

Some clients hold long-standing monthly ad plans that predate our current lineup. Those continue on their existing terms. Send ad requests through the ad request page. To cancel, write to team@adzombies.com, or ask the assistant on this site to pass a message to Ken directly — either reaches a human, and cancelling is not made difficult.

12. Our intellectual property

Ad Zombies® is a registered trademark. The site’s design, copy, and underlying software belong to Ad Zombies, LLC. Nothing here grants you a license to our branding.

Work produced in a client engagement transfers to the client on full payment, as set out in that engagement’s signed agreement.

13. Third-party services

The site relies on third-party providers, and links to places we do not run — our Skool community and workshop site among them. Their terms apply to them, and we are not responsible for what they do. The current list of providers who handle data for us is in the Privacy Policy.

14. Disclaimers

The site and self-serve tools are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the site will be uninterrupted or error-free.

We do not guarantee business results. Case studies, revenue figures, and past performance describe what happened for those clients. They are not a promise of what will happen for you.

15. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent the law allows, Ad Zombies is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for lost profits, revenue, data, or goodwill, arising from your use of this site or the self-serve tools.

Our total liability for any claim relating to the site or the self-serve tools is limited to the amount you paid us for them in the twelve months before the claim. Liability arising from a signed client engagement is governed by that agreement instead. Nothing here limits liability that cannot be limited by law, including fraud.

16. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify Ad Zombies against claims, damages, and reasonable legal fees arising from what you upload, what you publish using output from our tools, or your breach of these terms.

17. Termination

You may stop using the site at any time and cancel a subscription as described in Section 5. We may suspend or end access if you breach these terms, if we are required to by law, or if we retire a tool — and if we retire a tool you are actively paying for, we will give reasonable notice and refund any prepaid, unused period. Sections 7, 8, 14, 15, 16, and 18 survive termination.

18. Governing law and where disputes go

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Arizona, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. Any dispute will be brought in the state or federal courts located in Maricopa County, Arizona, and you and we both consent to those courts.

There is no forced arbitration here and no class-action waiver. That is a deliberate choice.

19. Copyright complaints

If you believe something on this site infringes your copyright, email legal@adzombies.com with the work in question, its location on our site, your contact details, and a statement that you have a good-faith belief the use is not authorized. We investigate and remove infringing material.

20. Contact

Ad Zombies, LLC
1410 West Auto Drive, Tempe, Arizona 85284
Legal: legal@adzombies.com · Everything else: team@adzombies.com