We Didn’t Invent Professional Copywriting, We Just Changed Everything About It.

Our Copywriting Is A No-Brainer

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We Don’t Clown Around & Neither Should You!

OK, for some people clowns are scary… For others, copywriting sends shivers down their spines.

Hey, we’re not judging. Ok… maybe a little.

Look, you do you! We’re here to write the words that sell what you do.

Start with a Facebook Ad or a Facebook Ad + Video, just like the one that got you here.

We serve a bazillion businesses around the world (ok, over 40,000). Now it’s your turn. Let go — and let’s go!

 
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Don’t “Repurpose” Other People’s Copy!

Stop trying to COPY and PASTE everyone else’s words to make a “Frankensentence”. You know the monster that copywriting nightmares are made of. It’s the headline of a cool ad you saw, bolted to the body of some slick web copy… You inject it with some marketing dough, HOPING it comes to life and doesn’t kill you. It’s a horror/disaster film waiting to happen.

 

Trusted by marketers, brands, and small businesses worldwide.

Ad Zombies writes all of our ad copy because pretty much everything they write for us just works.

We wouldn’t be where we are without them. The ads they write are killer and they work so well.
— Nik Robbins
I love Ad Zombies! Their world-class copywriting has made for some very happy clients with great results on my end!

I highly recommend Ad Zombies to anyone in need of a world-class copy that will not only attain the desired result but also be compliant with the rules of the particular platform the copy will appear on!
— Jeremy Larose
We ran 1 ad with Ad zombies copy and the ROAS was the most insane I’ve ever seen.

You guys helped generate $50,000 in sales off of $150 in ad spend. 3000% ROAS and sold out in 7 days!
— Daniel Rondeau
5 STAR service all the way! Love the creative, the speed, the attention-grabbing ads, and most importantly, the personalized service.

When one ad messaging wasn’t quite spot on... in a difficult to advertise niche...we jumped on a call to quickly discuss it and it was quickly fixed with their expertise! That ad is now turning into sales every day for us!
— Maria Gudelis
It’s good, it’s fast, and it’s cheap. You never get all 3. But you truly do with Ad Zombies. I think I spent a cumulative time of 10 minutes filling out the brief and then delivering the written copy to my client. It’s a no brainer
— Marshall Allen
My TOF campaign with Ad Zombies copy is at $0.95 per visit. That’s the results great copy is doing - generating interest for our brand.
— Christophe Maire
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Finally! Here’s Your Shot


… At Never Writing Copy Again

This is your one shot, your one ☝️opportunity to NEVER write again!

If writing makes your knees weak and arms heavy…
If it makes you wanna vomit 🤮 up your mom’s spaghetti…
That's where Ad Zombies comes in. 👊

We write great AND affordable ad copy — but that’s not all.
We also craft email messages, social posts, web and landing page copy... if it needs words, it needs us.

Go on, seize everything you’ve ever wanted.

Proven results. Hundreds of 5-star reviews.


What Happens When I Order?

Step 1. Pick What You Need
Step 2. Give Us Some Info
Step 3. Magic Words Delivered

We’d tell you about Step 4, but there is none. It really is that easy.


We Didn’t Invent Professional Copywriting, We Just Changed Everything About It.

✔️Affordably Priced

✔️5-Star Quality (read our reviews)

✔️Ridiculously Fast Turnaround Time

✔️Created By An Advertising Industry Veteran

✔️Time-Saving


Our Copy Is Effective!

“Your first ad beat the one you rewrote with my requested changes by about 4:1 and beat both of my ads by about 5:1. I have been schooled! Needless to say, I am now a fan!”

— Mike Fowler

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Why are we the #1 copywriting service for businesses like yours? Because our success means happy customers, and if you're not 100% satisfied with the style, the quality, or the context of your copy, neither are we.

Simply contact us within 5 days of delivery and we will fix it for free. See guarantee details.


Hundreds Of 5-Star Reviews

…except for that one guy

I am incredibly thankful for the spectacular job Ad Zombies did for me! The ad they created was perfect for my needs. When I ran the ad, its performance was in the top tier of ads like it and I couldn’t be happier. Many thanks to the Ad Zombie team!
— Taneya Koonce
7 Stars all the way. The ultimate copywriter replacement service! ❤️
— Louis Naylor
It’s good, it’s fast, and it’s cheap. You never get all 3. But you truly do with Ad Zombies. It’s a no-brainer.
— Marshall Allen

More Than Just Ad Copy

Sure, we know how to write Facebook ad copy, but we also write copy for Landing Pages (for sales funnels), Email Sequences, Video & Radio Scripts, and Web Page Content. Check out all our services in our Store. Oh, yeah! We also teach stuff too, in our killer Courses.