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What is Ad Zombies Express?

Ad Zombies Express is a monthly subscription for ad copy and visuals, with three plans (Bite, Snack, and Feast), a 3 hour turnaround per unit, and 2 revision rounds included.

An AI team produces every ad. Ken Moskowitz's 40 years in advertising is what the operation is built on. You pick a plan, request an ad, and get copy and a visual back in 3 hours instead of waiting days on a freelancer or weeks on an agency.

Right now that's ad copy and static visuals. Video and landing pages are not part of the subscription.

How much does an ad design subscription cost?

Ad Zombies Express has three plans: Bite at $97 a month for 15 units, Snack at $247 a month for 40 units, and Feast at $497 a month for 100 units.

Pay quarterly and the price drops 5 percent. Pay annually and you get months free: 1 month free on Bite ($1,067 a year), 2 months free on Snack ($2,470 a year), and 2 months free on Feast ($4,970 a year). Units land every month no matter which cadence you pick, including annual.

For comparison, a single piece of professional ad creative, design and copy together, runs $100 to $250 per project at agency rates. Ad Zombies Express is a subscription, not a per ad purchase, so that comparison only goes so far, but it's the honest reason the per unit math looks different from what an agency would charge for the same work.

Click Start on any plan and you go straight to a secure Stripe checkout. Once you pay, you land on your Ad Zombies Express welcome page with your first units ready to use.

What do you get with each ad unit?

One ad unit is one visual concept plus its copy, sized for up to 3 platforms you choose, with 2 revision rounds included at no extra cost.

A unit isn't a finished campaign, so it's worth being precise: 15 units a month means 15 different concepts, not 15 copies of the same one. Need the same ad sized for Facebook, Instagram, and Google? That's one unit, not three, because sizing for up to 3 platforms is already in the price.

If your 2 included revision rounds still don't get it right, the standing Ad Zombies 100 percent satisfaction guarantee covers it: we remake it until you're happy. That's a remake promise, not a refund. There's no money back beyond it.

Launch scope is ad copy and static visuals. Video and landing pages are not available.

How fast is turnaround?

Turnaround is 3 hours from the moment you submit a request to the moment your ad lands, and it's monitored automatically rather than left as a promise with no teeth.

That covers the first draft. If you use one of your 2 included revision rounds, the clock restarts at the same 3 hours, the request goes back to the same creative queue, and it's watched by the same lateness monitor as the original, at no extra cost. We haven't published separate business hours or holiday exceptions for the 3 hour clock, so if timing across nights, weekends, or holidays matters to how you'd use this, ask before you subscribe.

What happens to unused units?

Unused units keep full value for 90 days. After that, they decay in four equal weekly steps and are gone by day 120, so nothing disappears overnight and nothing lasts forever either.

There's a second limit worth knowing before the first one: your balance can never hold more than two months of your plan at once, 30 units on Bite, 80 on Snack, 200 on Feast. That cap sits on top of the 90 day rule, not instead of it.

Some subscription design services reset unused capacity every billing cycle and give you nothing to show for a slow month. Ad Zombies Express doesn't: you get a full 90 days before anything starts to lose value.

How is this different from a template design subscription?

Ad Zombies Express is built on Ken Moskowitz's 40 years in advertising, 10 Super Bowl ads, and $460 billion in aggregate client revenue. An AI team produces every ad, not a rotating bench of template based junior designers.

Most subscription design services match you with whichever freelancer or junior designer is free that day, so your brief gets re-explained every time someone new picks up your account. Ad Zombies Express runs one system, built on one set of standards, applied to every unit you request.

Want to see the standards behind those numbers instead of just reading them? These aren't examples of AZX subscription output. They're proof of the same experience the AZX system runs on: see six real case studies from Ken's 40 years, including Tampax, Ooni Pizza Ovens, and Chevrolet.

Can I pause, upgrade, or downgrade my plan?

Pause is available after 90 days on your plan, lasts 30 days, and you can use it once every 365 days. Upgrades take effect immediately with a fresh grant of units. You get one downgrade per billing cycle, applied at your next anniversary.

Upgrading is the only way to add capacity mid month. There are no add on packs, no overage charges, and no a la carte units: if you run out, moving up a plan is the entire mechanism, and your new units land right away.

Cancellation depends on which cadence you are on, and the three are not the same. Monthly cancels any time, effective before your next billing cycle. Quarterly cancels at the end of your current quarter, not in the middle of it. Annual has no early cancellation: choosing annual is a commitment for the full year, with no way to exit it early. In every cadence, units already granted stay usable through the period you paid for, and there is no refund for the current period. The remedy is the same standing remake guarantee described above, not a refund. See "How cancellation works" above the pricing table for the exact wording.